31 May 2009

Something to ponder...

Go read this over on eHow: How to Date a Military Man.

And then explain to me why there isn't a tutorial online on how to date Teachers or Construction Workers or Chefs. Heck, it is the interwebz, maybe there is. But golly, that sure would have helped me land Swiss a whole lot sooner! And by that I mean not. Seriously, why are people SO DUMB? (That was rhetorical, I think blogger would crash if you commented with all the reasons, no?)

8 comments:

Bette said...

Huh. So that's the secret.

Bree said...

Oh my that's too funny! I wonder how many poor souls are actually putting that article to use! Probably more than I care to know seeing as how that's not the only article they have concerning relationships with military personnel. Some people! Sheesh!

The Army Wife said...

While you need to respect your military man's privacy, you should realize when there is more going on. For example, if he returns from a so-called "secret military meeting" half-drunk and smelling like women's perfume, chances are he's lying.HILARIOUS! And yet ... so wrong. I swear to God, where are these people coming up with this crap?? Probably written by somebody who has no relation to the military whatsoever. Ha!

Thanks for that! :)

snarkynavywife said...

That hurt my brain to read. I seriously think step #.5 should be "suck out all of your brains through your nose and feed them to the pigs." Because there's no way intelligence can exist in the same space with that advice. It would defy every law of physics.

loquita said...

What's worse is that there is actually a blogger who was writing a blog on that subject, and she had a ton of the milspouse bloggers in her blog roll. Sickening. That shit pisses me off SO MUCH.

Tsoniki Crazy Bull said...

Geez I did it all wrong! Darn.

WTF. People actually are reading that and thinking it's a good idea. Sad.

liberal army wife said...

this has got to be the same one who wrote that piece awhile ago on how to be a good military spouse... remember? "don't get fat"... please. someone shut this twit UP!

LAW

SS said...

Well..aside from the article in general. I love the little official "warning" and "caution" with included visuals at the bottom. And there are related videos? *um*